You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with mod privileges. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant DankMemer69420? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Epicgamer28, and you curse the Mods. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know — that Epicgamer28’s banning, while tragic, probably saved Reddit karma; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves Reddit karma.

 You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about in discord chat rooms, you want me on that mod team– you need me on that mod team.

 We use words like “honor,” “code,” “loyalty.” We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a dank meme.

 I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

 I would rather that you just said “thanks” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you click the report button and stand the post. Either way, I don’t give a DAMN what you think you’re entitled to!