I want that Machoke to chase me down and fuck me in the ass so damn bad, I can’t stand it anymore. Every time he chases me down I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Machoke. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of Machoke’s tight chokehole. I want to cum in his chokehole so hard and impregnate his ass. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors monkey. I dressed him in my Machoke PokéMerch and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my Pokédex. I might not ever get to evolve a Machop ever again.