I’m so thankful I have a (mostly) vanilla sexuality. No offense to people who like things extra spicy. It’s just so much simpler.




Can’t imagine what it’d be like if you could only bust on the 3rd Tuesday of the month , while Uranus is in retrograde (giggity) and your partner is dressed as Grimace and doing an impression of Marilyn Monroe singing to JFK, while you have a spark plug from a 1974 Buick Skylark up your ass.