I want to get a group and shit together in one bathtub, collect all the shit and bunch it up in a ball, and then shave the sides with a pie cutter so I can make a perfectly cubed piece of shit the size of a box TV. Minecraft! Think about it, that sounds cool. To have the audacity to make a huge piece of shit out of the feces of many different people, you would have so much confidence in yourself that you could even bend fate to your will. I’m going to make the world record of how big you can make a shit cube, everyone is going to be compelled to make shit cubes to beat the record even if they don’t want to, I can influence the world to make shit cubes like Wall-E makes trash cubes. We will make towers, everyone will join in so all the shits will have different flavors. Shit culture will affect the Bakerys, people will love shit. Once I make this cube and introduce it to Guinness, I want to jump on it like a bean bag and fuse myself with the geometrical wonder of the world. World Peace will be restored through the power of shit. I can’t wait for the day we go to the movie theaters to watch shit movies with a box of shit replacing popcorn. The brown delicacy will become so normalized, people won’t be able to live without it. Maybe if we manifest enough shit, it will become an emotion, and we can cancel depression and replace it with shit, “I feel like shit” to “I feel shit”. Blowjobs are yesterday, today will be about rim jobs. No more showers either, use those bathtubs as containers for the shit. What’s better is that you can turn Shit cubes into smaller shit cubes. Nature will evolve to make us only value cubed shit, imagine the rabbits shooting those cube pellets like jerking anal beads out like a Beyblade. I love shit, we need much more. Life becomes so much more creative, “Here’s a glass of shit”, “Pizza topped with shit”. What a dream.