i don’t like nuts in my mouth. first of all, they feel weird. they’re often a bit hairy. what do i look like getting nut hair in my mouth? and on that note, why the fuck do nuts need hair? hm? to protect them? to keep them warm? but i thought the chest nuts were roasting by an open fire? what happened to that? and on that note, why chestnuts? why not cashews? almonds? i would like those nuts in my mouth because there is no hair.