“Yaaa! It’s rewind time. Yeah if i could control rewind, i would want Fornite and Marques Brownlee.”

“Is this what you wanted?”

“You know who I would’ve asked for?”

“Quit horsin’ around! Play me some of that jumping music.”

“Okay… you said jumping music?”

“Jumpin’ music.”

“Everybody! Off!”

“Not even a thank you?”

“Is that Marques?”

“I want Liza!”

“So guys, apparently we control Rewind this year. Y’all we can do whatever we want. What do we do?”

“There’s one thing this video needs. K-pop!”

“Can I have a Royal Wedding?”

“Yeah, but you’re marrying Bongo Cat.”

“Wait, what?”

“Rewind needs more science.”

“Can we do an experiment?”

“I love that. Melting Lipstick

“I want to eat something”

“Mukbang!”

“Mukbang!”

“Yes, let’s do it in Korea!”

“Gallop, what do you want?”

“Marshmello needs to be in this video.”

“Who is Marshmello?”

“How about yodeling kid?”

“With Adam Rippon!”

“Guys, let’s do the ‘In My Feelings’ challenge.”

“Right!”

“I love this song!”

“Let’s hear the remix!”

“Kiki, do you love me, are you ridin’? say you’ll nefadfae …”

“Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. You know who really needs to be in this Rewind video? Everyone who managed to do something bigger than themselves this year. Who found a way to help the causes that matter to them most.”

“To everyone who proved it’s ok to talk about mental health this year. And showing their viewers that it’s ok to go through tough times like that.”

“It takes a lot of bravery to be that vulnerable and i’m so proud of this community.”

“I think this year’s rewind should celebrate the fierce, fabulous, and empowering art of drag.”

“I want to see all of you be your own kind of beautiful.”

“And to those people who have raised money in the field of education.”

“Can we also give a moment to Asian representation in entertainment this year? Major strides were made.”

“And to the people who put aside their differences.”

“Yeah, and created something really special.”

“Here’s to all women in 2018 for finding their voices.”

“It’s nice seeing how women grew and were empowered.”

“Can we give a moment to working moms? Let’s do it!”

“To everyone who taught, or learned, something new this year.”

“And to all the refugees and anyone looking for a home.”

“All of us should send a toast to the kids who follow their dreams.”

“I want to thank the whole community that always supports during our best and worst.”

“We are a family.”

“Family is everything.”

“we are a team.”

“I want to give a moment to everyone who supported me when i got sick. All of the comments and messages i got made me feel like i wasn’t alone.”

“We’re forgetting something. I think we should read the comments.”

“Yeah i have a feeling this is going to get a little bit crazy.”

“Let’s give the people what they want.”

“Aaaahhh. That’s hot, that’s hot.”