I (69M) was felling hungry so i (69M) decided to open the fridge and eat something. I saw a pack of tomatoes (420F) so i opened it it and threw one into my mouth. Little did i know that the pack of tomatoes was 420 years old. After i ate the tomato i went to work at Incontinental Deforestation Inc (232MTF) and made myself ready to defend our corporation from Greedy Natives that didn’t want there trees cut down. I went to Court where the entire Awagaododo Tribe (666F) was present at that time i was felling gassy but had to hold it in to not embarrass myself infront of the judge (102M). But then unexpectedly a huge Fart (0.0000021M) exited my Rectum and filled the entire courthouse(230F). Everybody present at the courthouse died except me because i had a fart fetish. Then police with gasmasks stormed the building and arrested me. And now the International Court of Justice(76M) is charging me with Genocide and Bioterrorism reddit AITA