Everyone knows the navy seal copypasta…

>!What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.!<


Now introducing the AI extended edition where we find out his real name.

>Pack it up, you’ve had your final fucking chance. I can’t wait for you to die, you cock-sucking shithead. I’m going to fucking kill you. I’m going to fucking kill you, if it’s the last thing I do. I’ve got the technology, I’ve got the skills, and now I’ve got the fucking motivation. My name is **Blain Cooper**, and you are fucking dead, motherfucker.
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>Do you have anything to say before I kill you, you fucking pussy? No, you fucking maggot, you can’t fucking say anything. Because you’re fucking dead. I’m more sophisticated than you. I’ve killed hundreds of people, and I’ve learned from each and every one of them. I respect their lives and their death will not be in vain. I’m a trained killer, you little wimp, and I’m coming to kill you, one way or another. It’s not complicated, it’s not difficult, and it’s not fucking around.
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>There are no grand strategies and no clever tactics. I’m going to murder your fucking ass, and I’m going to do it in six different ways. I’m going to fuck you up, show you who the boss is around here, and then make you fucking cry, you fuck. You’re not the first, my little nemesis, and you’re definitely not the last. I will have my vengeance. I will have my reward. And I will kill you, fucker.
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>You can take your best shot, and I’m going to fucking kill you, you shitter.