The response to the Hobo-questioning®:
Nobody did some true researches on homelesses, but in this commentary i’ll show you types of homelesses, their weapons and some other things.
Let’s start with weapons.
What do the homelesses do when they have to fight an assaulter?
They fight back with their huge arsenal.

Here are the stats of the different types homelesses’ and a few of their weapons.

Close-Ranged Weapons:
Broken Bottle, Trash, Trash Lid(Shield), some pointy stone or sumthing, mixed street-riot arts(punch, kicks, kickunches, jump and screaming,…), In-house- created swords or something(only few types of hobos).

Long-ranged Weapons:
Stones, garbage bags, bottle, trash can, In-house-created weaponry(Only few types of homelesses).

Extra, bamboozling:
Leaving traps like banana peels, rotten food(Grade 1st), or old machinery to create automated traps(Grade 2nd).

As you see, the homelesses’ arsenal is indeed HUGE.

Let’s now look at the most common types of hobos(from weakest to strongest):

Newb-eggar:


Personality: There are different types of personalities: some are going to become pro-bos in basically no time, but it’s really rare, some are polite and some are aggressive.
Those homelesses’ are the most-likely ones to get a job.

Description: Those guys just got fired or got banned from their parent’s house.

Common weapons: Fists, broken bottle.



The homeless:


Personality: Those guys are usually very aggressive or asleep…

Description: These fellas are the most common homelesses, they are kind-of skilled in riots, as they are in the average, they drink a lot of alcohol, the ones who do, tend to be very protected.

Common weapons: Fist, bottle, trash can, trash lid, garbage, bamboozling(Grade 1st)



Pr-hobos:


Personality: They have a cynical attitude. Nothing else.


Description: They are the Lord of the hobos, there are a really few homelesses who achieved this god-like status.
They are engineers and that stuff.
They are the only one to be able to use machinery; they also know the best location to be, the entire city they live in and everyone around.
They are the winners in the riot, they have armors, blades, and long-ranged harpoons, guns and shotguns.
When 2 pr-hobos meet each other in a riot, they team, as they are the one with the most common-sense, but if it happens to be each of them against each others, it is a bloodbath.
They have approximately the chance of the 0.11177% to get a job


Weapons: Every weapon, some not even discovered yet.




Credits:
Made by: Lasagna Dong
SFX Maker: Lasagna Dong
Script by: Lasagna Dong
… by: LD
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Thanks to: Lasagna Dong, Lasagna and Dong.


If you legit reader this whole thing then you are a NORMEEM or smoeting.
(donen’t grt mi worng, I amm)