Ah, well. I attended Juilliard, I graduated from the Harvard Business School, I travelled quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that, I’ve seen The Exorcist about a HUNDRED and SIXTY SEVEN times, and it KEEPS GETTIN’ FUNNIER, *EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT*, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKIN’ TO A DEAD GUY, *NOW WHADDAYOU THINK??*

^You ^think ^I’m ^qualified?