Consuming crack cocaine with the urethra: It’s a wild experience. One moment I’m just chilling, minding my own business. Then one moment, I have unzipped my pants which lead to the consumption of crack using my penis. Let me tell you, the experience is not as weird as one might perceive it to be. But how, one might ask, am I able to do such a unique and uplifting act? Well, first I obtain the crack (obviously), then I unzip my pants to liberate my junk. Now for the trickiest (and most fun!) part. I place my genetalia onto the substance, and you know how you slurp liquids via a straw? It’s similar to that. But of course, you may wonder how such an action is even possible. However, it indeed is, and to do it requires some mental toughness. Basically do what you would normally do when you pee, but the opposite! You may be confused, but it’ll make sense to you pretty quickly. Essentially, you need to let loose your inner power, you need to concentrate deeply on your penis, let all your brain activity focus completely on your reproductive organ, and eventually it will work. But unfortunately, like most things, this process is easier said than done. Like most things, this act requires *practice* and *commitment*. Do not weep if you are unable to do so on the first try, it is not very easy. It took me approximately five months for me to do it with perfection. However, if it motivates you, the experience is so lovely and wonderful that all the hard work will be worth it.