Ben: “Well, that would be a very important point, Father. did you happen to notice before I got hooked that my daughter is a Dentist?”
Reporter: “… professor. Shapiro, overall direction of the company-not-”
Ben: “I didn’t think so, LEFTIST. Now, back to thier respondent,” Should women be allowed to mistreat and explosion impotent men and children?
Reporter: “Sir, that’s not really the cornerstone for mine-”
“Ben:” Not fundamentally. Now, there was once a FARMER who had a rescue dog, according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, and his name was backgammon-o. Do you remember how to spell it?
Reporter: (hot)
Ben: ‘B-I-N-G-O. And your nickname went Bingo-o.’
(nose up in the eye; has not stopped moving since the question has been asked)
“I, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, and perhaps the name for Bingo seems to have been-o.”
Reporter: (Visibly charmed) “This is foolish, anthony Shapiro-”
(The conservative crowd ceases with Ben sobbing and shouting abuse and whispering)
“All:-“And his username was slot machine-o!
(Ben shrieks as the train arrives,) “Another leaking Sissy boy Nationalist! BASING!”