Ben: “Well, that would be a very important point, Father. did you happen to notice before I got hooked that my daughter is a Dentist?” 

Reporter: “… professor. Shapiro, overall direction of the company-not-” 

Ben: “I didn’t think so, LEFTIST. Now, back to thier respondent,” Should women be allowed to mistreat and explosion impotent men and children? 

Reporter: “Sir, that’s not really the cornerstone for mine-” 

“Ben:” Not fundamentally. Now, there was once a FARMER who had a rescue dog, according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, and his name was backgammon-o. Do you remember how to spell it?

Reporter: (hot) 

Ben: ‘B-I-N-G-O. And your nickname went Bingo-o.’ 

(nose up in the eye; has not stopped moving since the question has been asked) 

“I, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, and perhaps the name for Bingo seems to have been-o.” 

Reporter: (Visibly charmed) “This is foolish, anthony Shapiro-” 

(The conservative crowd ceases with Ben sobbing and shouting abuse and whispering) 

“All:-“And his username was slot machine-o! 

(Ben shrieks as the train arrives,) “Another leaking Sissy boy Nationalist! BASING!”