I lay awake in bed, staring at the clock. 11:59 on the 30th of November. Suddenly, it struck midnight. I rejoiced at the excitement of being able to nut once more, and I instantly came from the pleasure. I unleashed a mega-nut, and it burst through the walls of my house. It became an unstoppable tsunami, as it cascaded down upon the planet. But I stayed as a was, finally satisfied.

As it was Destroyed Dick December