My name is Larry and I’m a sophomore at Duke. I have a 3.9 GPA and a basketball scholarship, but because the school is building new luxury housing for athletes they’ve had to cut financial aid back a bit. Of course, I received a pretty small package since my trust fund is paying for most of it, but if my financial aid is cut I might have to sell my Lamborghini and trade it in for a total piece of junk, like a Mercedes! Or, I could just ask my dad for more money, but he just gave me some last month to pay for my new $3000 basketball shoes. I just don’t know what to do, money is so tight! And worst of all, I want to propose to my hot supermodel girlfriend, but I barely have enough pocket change for an 18 carat ring from Cartier! How is she supposed to be awed by that??? I am so poor!!