This morning I woke up and I made myself a coffee (with milk and pepperoni) and then I grabbed a towel and headed to the bathroom to take a shower. For some reason tho the door was closed and it sounded like the shower was on. I was supposed to be home alone. I opened the door and yes, the shower was on. A voice spoke saying “Uhhh my fellow american I’m in here” and I was shocked. I walked out and closed the door. I waited in the hallway wondering if I should call the cops or not, but then eventually I heard the shower turn off. A few minutes went by, and then I saw him. The door opened and former president Barack Obama walked out of my bathroom. He came up to me, towel wrapped around his waist, smelled my nose and proceeded to say: “ok so uhh my fellow american this never happened… uhh don’t tell michelle” and then he moonwalked out the door and into a presidential limo.

Can someone explain why this happened? Thanks