**OP LISTEN TO ME.**

You need to leave the area **IMMEDIATELY!** I don’t care if you’re five miles away — you need to get at least FIFTEEN miles away ***RIGHT THIS SECOND*** if you EVER want to see your friends and family again!!

THAT is an **M7028 WWII Ally-used proto-ioic disinfractionment combustion cylinder, serial number 1944092161,** and it can blow a hole the size of your sphincter straight through a brass birdcage!

You need to call a SWAT team, the CIA, MI6, KGB, MBLA and NAACP as *soon* as humanly possible! You should be dialing RIGHT NOW. It’s likely that even THEY won’t be able to do anything, so you need to phone your governor or mayor or WHOEVER and **evacuate your WHOLE** ***GOD DAMN TOWN!!!*** QUICK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

edit: op u ok lol? you haven’t commented in a while