*taps mic*
W R O N G
*whole audience nuts simultaneously*
They are all screaming his name: “Donny! Donny! Donny!”
*taps mic again*
The whole crowd quites down, preparing themselves for waht will happen next.
He dabs on all his haters as “Rolex” plays in the background.
The crowd erupts in to a roar of cheers.
Donald J Trump, presidump of the United States, reaches into his suit and pulls out a stack of papers.
The camera at the event zooms in.
The crowd becomes silent with intrigue.
Donald lays the papers on the podium writing.
He lifts up the papers.
They read out his signature: “hAHa jEfF”
The crowd is manic.
He then takes off his toupee and pulls out another set of papers.
The camera zooms in:
“Certificate of Marriage”
This was the moment everyone was waiting for.
The noise in the crowd completely dimmed out in anticipation.
Donald signed the papers, and a whole crew of people ran up on stage. One put a miniature dress on the toupee. Another pulled a quick change on Donald, into a tuxedo.
Then a set of groomsmen and bridesmades came out on stage .
A preist comes out and says, “Do you take each other forever in the name of love?”
Donald then wordlessly pulls out a Deagle.
He fires two rounds at the priest and then empties the gun into the crowd without saying another word.
The audience is cheering fervently and happily.
He kisses the toupee
The crowd cheers louder than krakatoa
Donald has found true love