Shall I compare thee to a yeti snowball microphone?
Thou art less loud and less round.
Cheap microphones do shake the darling vlogs of Vimeo,
And Sennheiser’s microphone hath all too high a price.
Sometime too compressed the .wav of heaven blasts,
And often is his gold usb unplugged;
And every podcast from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or Spotify’s changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal yeti snowball microphone shall not break,
Nor lose audio quality of that podcast thou own’st,
Nor shall death quethe thy microphone is trash,
When in eternal lines to me thou record’st.
    So long as men can speak, or ears can hear,
    So long lives yeti snowball microphone, and this gives life to thee.