**Amy Klobuchar 2020**

Amy Klosethedoor is the one who will best unite the Democratic party.

While canidates on the debate stage argued and bickered over policy nonsense, it was always Amy Goobercheck who stepped up to the plate with all of the charm and charisma of prune juice to call calm everyone down.

Snow Woman’s natural comedic talent is unrivalled by any candidate. Her creative, original, and downright hilarious jokes only further increase her electability.

Amy Globalsnort is a pragmatic candidate with a simple, but strong message:
**Donald. Trump. Bad.**

I believe that Boogerchef has what it takes to bring down Cheeto Boi Epic Style this November! His cheap insults will fail. Snow woman don’t play dat shit! 😎💁❄️

Some might say that Amy Burgerfork is too centrist. That she represents the status quo and brings nothing new to the table. And to those folks I say. I say… uhhh… hm.

**Amy Clobbershift** Why can’t we just leave things the way they are?

#Cuttlefish 2020