I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Cum

I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Cum. Unlike God, Cum leaves tangible evidence of its existence behind. I’d like to see God leave cum or something. Can’t do it, the nonexistent weakling/ I’m more scared of punishment from cum than I am of punishment from God, given how God is only able to offer a weak promise of some vague uncertain afterlife, whereas cum offers cum. Cum > God