Dude I’ve known you since the 4th grade. Remember when we used to take baths together and rub our dicks against the jacuzzi jets? Yeah exactly, the point is I fucking know you, man. Fucking forget this bitch dude, you know she wasn’t the one and she treated you like shit anyway. There is so much better material out there man, who the fuck cares if she was an exceptional ass licker? We have a cat now! Listen to me buddy, you’re going to be better off alone. Take this time to focus on yourself, think about me for example. Remember that one girlfriend I had that used to let me fuck her in her Grandma’s room? Yeah, that’s tight as fuck, but she was a manipulative bitch who would abuse the fuck out of me… not to mention she was fucking her brother. Once I took time to live my life by MY standards, I started to love myself. Now bro, I fucking jack off looking into the mirror. I fucking love myself, I lift weights and chase creatine with more fucking creatine. Middle of the week? Yeah, I think I’ll just watch heavyweight MMA and bust a nut out the window. My testosterone is through the fucking roof and I can’t even get out of the shower without seeing myself in the mirror and getting hard. THAT’S where you want to be man, I mean who the fuck wouldn’t? I see you there in less than six months, but you got to want it. You can do anything you put your mind to bro, this is your fucking moment. OWN IT. Forget that slut of an ex, because I’m here for you bro, ready to tuck you into the rest of your life and jerk the shit out of that dick.