First, I’ll introduce myself and Invite him over for chili dogs. Next I’ll lace his chili dogs with drugs. While he’s out cold I’ll take him down to the old cellar, and skin him into a skin suit. “This skin suit feels incredible” I gasp. So much better than that lousy Spyro the dragon skin suit. “I am the Sonic man” I utter under my breath while doing iconic Sonic adventure poses in front of the mirror. After my schizo episode, I proceed to step into the outside world. Not much is said since after all it’s the titular year 2022, and people will assume I’m just another furry. “Hopefully my decade long practice of imitating Sonic will come handy”, I sigh. Off the corner of my eye I spot Tails. “Ok deep breathes”, I reassure myself, “you’ve been waiting for this forever”.

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