I sexually Identify as an Cory from Cory in the house. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of living in the house like Cory in the House does. People say to me that a person being a Corey in the house is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install black skin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Cory” and respect my right to live in a big house (Like Cory in the House). If you can’t accept me you’re a Coryphobe and need to check your anti-Cory Privelige. Thank you for being so understanding.