I saw a pretty rare Prothonotary Warbler, so of course I messaged the group. A few people asked for more info and if I got a picture. Of course I didn’t get a picture, but I was still more than happy to share my experiences. It reminded me of when I was a child and saw an American Woodcock that had hit my window. It wasn’t able to fly right, so I ended up smashing its head in with a massive rock. When it did finally die I figures that was no sense in being sad, and since I had just learned about masturbating, I figured it would be cool to set it up in the garage and have it watch.


Of course at this point I was rock hard. After seeing a few blue jays (because they make me so mad that I usually cum when I see them) I started to jerk off over the woodcock and ended up cumming on its broken wing. I didn’t mind the bloody neck, because the blue jays were being really annoying. Anyway this came up during my interview with the Cornell Lab of Ornithology a few years ago when they asked I have ever had a felony. I still think it is not fair because the Warbler was a once in a lifetime sighting and everyone at that point had been notified that I love cumming on birds. Whatever.