On a cloudy day in the middle of winter, The Baker and his apprentice were getting hella baked while their bagels were baking. The busy day was interrupted when Senator Yeast from The Flavortown Council arrived with a gift that appeared to be a new type of dough.

A large exotic hat full of feathers wobbled on her head as she explained to them that The Dough was developed in a laboratory and represented the latest in cutting edge dough technology. A man in a gray suit quietly stood behind her with a sample of The Dough on a large silver tray. The Baker walked over to the dough and observed it carefully.

“Touch it” commanded The Senator.

When The Baker’s hands met the dough an electric current immediately surged through his body that caused him to ejaculate in his pants and crippled him with an intense orgasm. Every happy memory from his past flashed through his mind and the feeling of bliss overcame him as he slumped to the ground in total submission.

The Senator laughed and applauded.

“I must have it” moaned The Baker as he crawled on the floor towards The Senator. His body continued to tremble and spasm from the encounter.

“I need The Dough”