*You feminazi fuck do us a favour and take a big step back… and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don’t know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you’re trying to pull here, but Asia Jack, is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!*

**EDIT: Fuck, I’m retarded. It’s from Tropic Thunder, apparantly.**