I have been laughing so fucking hard at “Femboy Hooters” for an extended period of time now. Ever since I first saw a post about it while scrolling through Reddit, my life has changed monumentally. It’s as if my sense of humor has… transcended from this dimension of reality. I feel like I have just been reborn as a new individual. With the knowledge of such an establishment, I can only hope such is true in this cruel and dark world we live in. The only reason why I live now is for “Femboy Hooters”. Due to my absolutely powerful intellect, I disregard any other “memes” considered “funny” nowadays. No longer do I find Pickle Rick the funniest shit I’ve ever seen (if you do, you’re a fucking dumbass) and nor do I find Big Chungus as the pinnacle of comedy, because that title belongs to “Femboy Hooters.”


EDIT: I’ve been laughing for 20 straight minutes and counting recently. These numbers will only go up so long as “Femboy Hooters” remains in my sight, mind, and life. There is nothing you simpleminded buffoons can do to prevent this next stage of my transcendence to achieving True Comedy.


EDIT 2: To all of you fools out there saying that “Femboy Hooters” isn’t funny, you’re clearly a fucking dumbass. Do you not see that adding a fetish onto anything instantly increases its humor factor TENFOLD? Or are you just too simpleminded, laughing at unfunny shit like Pickle Rick still? Grow up, and laugh at my favorite “Fetish Restaurant”, as you simpleminded fools dare to call it.


EDIT 3: It has been exactly twenty-four hours since I started laughing to “Femboy Hooters”. I can feel my senses leaving my body, as I become one with the comedy. I would describe what it feels like, but I am sure that such a fragile mind as yours will NEVER be able to comprehend it.