Fuck outta here with $1,000,000.

What kind of cunt low-balls a bounty for the 2nd most powerful man on Earth?*

The absolute hell-fire you’d rain down on yourself for trying to solo the boss of the biggest nuclear arsenal on the planet. Or what…it’s a team job? How many fucking ways would you have to split the pot for a successful capture/kill of Vladimir fucking Putin!?

Christ, the government of Moldova hands out bigger contracts for building fences.

Up the ante you low-balling fuck, or stuff your 1m bounty right up your ass. Put it wayyy up inside there, as far as it can go