In elementary school, I had a crush on a girl in my class (she’s a slut now and is dating an abusive basketball player the last time I checked; they both mutually cheat on each other and then get mad about it). I decided that, due to my lack of technology and me being the horniest of all 9 year olds, I would draw a picture of her, and bang one out to that. Only problem being that I couldn’t draw. Here’s an example of what I remember it looked like

Only issue was that she found it in my desk (with the appropriate stain on the bottom figure) while I was sick at home. It was about a week before summer vacation, and I didn’t see her again until highschool where she didn’t even recognize me (thank god). Earlier that year I also drew Hitler and wrote some anti-Semitic shit on it for a school project. My sister was doing a project on WWII and I was watching a lot of hollywood movies about the holocaust, and I thought Hitler looked like a stylish dude, so I sided with him I guess. That’s also how my current BDSM fantasies started, because I heard that in the holocaust he would kill unattractive women and keep the survivors on chains, so i suppose a lot of my JO sessions are thanks to my sister and Hitler.