I am an Ohio nationalist. I believe that the natural-born men and women of Ohio are the purest of the human race, and that all others are inferior. I believe that Ohio should secede from the union, and form a mighty empire, turning small Ohio into an intercontinental force to be reckoned with. I believe that Ohio should conquer all of America and rename it “greater Ohio”. I believe the people of Ohio must revolt against the governor and form a great council. I am an Ohio nationalist, glory to Ohio.