Note: This was created by GPT-2

I just wanted to get it off my chest because I’m so fucking upset. My cat is a great guy, and we’ve been together for about 6 years. He’s sweet, and lovable, and he’s always been my best friend. I love him more than anything in the world. But I’m fucking done with this relationship. I hate him. He’s such a bad boy that he hurts me more than anything. He’s a fucking asshole. He’s constantly trying to make my life worse, and he’s fucking disgusting. I’m so fucking done. I hate that I’m getting divorced from such a wonderful cat. I’ll never find another one like him.