What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little servile fuck? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Triarii, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Transalpine Gaul, and I have over CCC confirmed kills. I am trained in manipular warfare and I’m the top milites in all of the SPQR legions. You are nothing to me but just another inimicus. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this orbis, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the forum graffitis? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my frumentarii network of spies across the imperium and your tribe is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, stulte. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, fatue. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my pugio. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Danubian legions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little nebulo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn legirupa. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mastigia.