*Normalize the death of movie theaters.*
There I am
In a dark room
The ads play for thirty minutes
John Krasinski pops up and says “Hey guys thank you for coming to see A Quiet Place 2 in an actual theater because you appreciate the special magic of paying 30 dollars for a ticket a snack and a drink”
During the movie, people talk loudly and yell at the screen
And the best part
Deaf Girl starts signing and the FUCKING PROJECTOR IS HORRIBLY CALIBRATED AND CUTS OFF MOST OF THE CAPTIONS
So yeah I could’ve seen this at home with my roommate’s paramount account and gotten more enjoyment out of it
I’m tired of movie theaters
2020 showed us we don’t need theaters anymore and the industry is terrified. That’s why every fucking movie at the theaters now has a celebrity reading a cue card of “Golly gee willickers isn’t the theater a magical place that totally isn’t outdated and disgusting and isn’t it wondrous to be crammed in a room full of brainless cunts that clap and cream when a Thing They Know pops up on screen?”
I want immersion
I can’t be immersed when the fucking baby someone always brings cries the whole time
(And I’m never seeing another Star Wars or marvel or Big Franchise at the theaters again)
**Normalize the death of movie theaters.**