“Obvious troll is obvious,” typed the Redditor in a sweat, struggling to hit every key properly due to the size of his fingers, the dust on his rarely-cleaned keyboard flying into a miniature gust around his line of vision. “Don’t downvote or feed.” As the upvotes began rolling in, the Redditor scratches the itchy, scraggly hairs growing on his neck, smiling to himself as he realizes how he has saved the remainder of the Reddit population from being terrorized by a random comment written by an anonymous person on the internet. His pride swells as does his stomach from the Cheetos he has been consuming for the past several years. A true hero, covered in the orange dust of the battles he has fought behind his keyboard, he pats himself on the back for a job well done, his good deed of the day, and clicks on another link. The smell of sweaty socks in the air passes through his nostrils as he leaves a comment on another post, repeating, possibly with slightly different wording, what everyone else in the thread has already said. As he sees the upvotes rolling into this new comment, and a cockroach crawls across the bed which he has not covered for a month, he prides himself in making a contribution of which other Redditors approve in the form of upvotes. And so another day passes as the Redditor wheezes and climbs into his bed, happy to be a productive member of one of the finest, most intelligent online communities that has ever thrived in the history of the internet.