OMG MY FKN LIFE 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😳😳😫😫😫Soooo, I went in for a routine lady checkup, right… of course I scrubbed, shaved like I was going on a first date with the man of my dreams.. I decided I’m gonna go with this new body spray I bought… So I sprayed myself like a second shower🛁! I made sure to double spray the land down under so it would smell like sweet magnolias or whatever the hell the scent of the month was @ Bath & Body Works… Boom💥, got dressed & headed out… As I’m laying on the table w/ my ankles to my ears.. My doc begins the exam.. & giggles!… TWICE!!…
Idk about you! But when someone is face 2 face with my lady taco🌮,, laughing isn’t the first thing you wanna hear 😭 🤦‍♀️ I was like Uhhh, 😬 is everything ok?… Of course my doc is apologizing but he can’t help but still smirk.. Sooo looked & OMG 😭!!!! It looked like a damn party in my pants!… I used my glitter spray!!! 😭😬😬
So Under the 7000 watt spotlight, it looked like a shiny ass disco ball!!!… Now I’m laughing.. The doc👨‍⚕️ is laughing.. So awkward😶😭 He found his way through Sparkle Valley & finished up… As he walks out, he let’s me know that it’s totally fine to come as you are…
He said further, “no need to get fancy” 🤣😭

Nooo I’m lyin, I jus thought you guys would like a good laugh on this SUNDAY morning😂😂 If this REALLY HAPPEN TO ME though I would dieee 💀