Classical blows. This isn’t really a matter of debate. It was a DOA art form, only supported by dickhead aristocrats from the moment it came out of the womb of rich kids too proud to enjoy folk songs.

Classical loving masochists like to pretend that they weren’t always subsidized by rich assholes, but that was always the case. Heavens forbid you support music people actually enjoy, much better to stick with forms where the TED talk-style intellectual handjob is built into every note the orchestra shits out.

If you want to know if you are a thinking person or not, here’s a test for white people over 25: did you listen to rap prior to 2006? (Eminem doesn’t count) If the answer is yes, then here’s your high five for recognizing what is certainly the greatest contribution to culture in the last few decades. If not, I dunno. Maybe kill yourself? You are obviously an idiot and your survival is a testament to the failure of evolution’s ability to strike the stupid from the gene pool. If nothing else, consider your dumb ass lucky.

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