After I graduated college, I was dating a girl a year younger than me, so she was still in college and living off campus. It was great for me because I didn’t have a job yet and I’d just crash at her place rent-free and it was like I was doing a victory lap of college without the classes.

So eventually she says she wants us to try a threesome with one of her friends. I’m not exactly the greatest dude in bed, but I’m not going to look a gift horse in the mouth so I say sure. Then she gets into this whole thing about how she was out with her friends the other night when they all discussed this and the three friends she was with all said they wanted to do it but now she couldn’t decide which one to invite and it’d be awkward yadda yadda.

I just said “why not invite all of them over?” and that’s how I got into my first orgy.

The girls mostly took care of themselves, but at the end of it we tried to do this group facial thing with all the girls on their knees begging for it (my fantasy) and so I’m sitting there, pounding my dick and they’re all looking at me with their mouths open and saying shit like “oh yeah, cum for me daddy” or whatever…but it’s just not happening. I can’t do it.

Maybe it was nerves or from having awkward, inconsistent sex for like three hours, whatever it was, I just can’t bust right now, at the one moment where I really need to. So instead I waited for like a minute while still standing there, and then felt like I was ready to pee, and sure enough I just peed all over my girlfriend and her friends and into their mouths and stuff. Not the worst orgy ever.