I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a Bitch-Ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he said that it was “this big” and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Reddit Dot Com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like: (explosion noises) That’s right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth. I’m gonna go higher! I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss Drrrrrrroplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too