Everyone loves Kirby because he is all round and pink. But have you even stopped to think what he does? Well, he 😱***SUCCS***😱! Yes he 😱*S U C C S*😱 and he can 😱***SUCC***😱 anything and everything he wants!

Do you know what we are going to find with the picture of the ⚫***black hole***⚫? At first we will only see pure ⚫***darkness***⚫. But when people start to zoom in we are going to see all the stuff Kirby has 😱***SUCCED***😱 since he started existing, but everything is going to be 💀*lifeless*💀, like if something 😱***SUCCED***😱 the 💀*life*💀 out of them. **Coincidence?** *I don’t think so.*

And you know what will happen next? Kirby will come **FOR US BECAUSE WE NOW KNOW TOO MUCH**. He will come here and 😱***SUCC***😱 everyone and everything you ever loved and the last thing we will all see is pure ⚫***darkness***⚫ like the inside of a ⚫***black hole***⚫.

But there’s still hope *let’s join forces* before the picture is made public and destroy *~~THE PINK ROUND WORLD EATER~~* Kirby before it’s ***too late for humanity***.