I adamantly attack the alphabetWith an anecdotal algorithm made of AdamantiumI’m like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholicOr an asshole, like A\-Rod, no anabolicsBut I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beatBrushin’ bubbly allover your booby and booty beefCause I’m a carpenter, I come carvin’ your carcassLeaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpetCrumble chron’ in Colorado with my Cal croniesI’m Crammin’ it full of condiments like it’s a Calzone delicious!I didn’t drive and drinkWhether diamonds or dimes man I’m diving deep like anElectric eel, I’m elegantly eloquent and every cent I’ve ever earnedJust entered me in the electionI got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with ElephantitisOf the erectionA freak! I’m fighting with a flatfooted felonFive falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell inGoogling, googly\-eyed girls to get insideGolly gee from GlasGow to Guatemela’s gentrifiedA hippopotamus is high on heroin he heckles meAnd hires Haitian Hank to hand his ho a hysterectomyIn hateful hieroglyph I hurl\-out hyperbolic hubrisAnd hang with Hipster Helen that’s the hooker with the huge hipsI’m ill. I’m Icarus. I ignite idiots in idioms and issuesJumpy jargon I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and JiujitsuKillin’ em like a kid.. got a Kilogram of Ketamine for KwanzaKnit a Kimono made of Komodo Dragon skinI’m rich like a Klingon that be kicking it at the KremlinBut I’m kicking through your door, call me Kramer KardashianLethal, Literally litter a little limerickThat be littler than a LeprechaunA menace that’ll manifest the melancholy mayhemMakin a metamorphosis until I’m mechanized like MegatronNick Nolte: a nerdy native of NebraskaNeeds a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASAOminously, I mean it’s obvious you see a:Orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeiaOswalt: PattonPickin a pocket pluckin a patentI pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passionI got a question, I gotta quiz ya’Lets step on the gas and go quickerReally getting ready for the revolutionReeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resortServe a simple sentiment a simile that’s smokinLike a sheet of Sudafed i’m swiftly swimming like a seahorseTitties on Atilla Tell a teller that’ll toe tagTerminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bagThugs are un\-american unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of ugg’sVivid and vivaciously venomousWith the wicked wombats only walking where women isGettin xenophobic at the XanaduXoXoYippy\-ki\-yay,!Yours’ TrulyMacYES YO!!!

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