finally a place where I can relax and clear my head of all the bullshit.. Kanye West floating stage, snapchat changed its name to snap, Donald was almost assassinated, Hillary involved in pedo rings, “free my nigga Kodak”, Lena Dunham sporting piss-soaked panties in a fashion magazine for iron-deficient vegans. Did you know the water in Finding Dory was so realistic that it didn’t fit in with the Disney aesthetic? Did you know new united states vessels are equipped with enough nuclear energy to have room for rail guns? ELI5: Got an itch I can’t scratch. I’ve seen the Steve Buschemi firefighter 9/11 meme 4 times today, 10/10 with rice dude, top kek, kappa. Maybe I should start trying to be funny in reddit threads too, and sit there for 30 minutes trying to think of the best comment to maximize my karma, I might even be doing that very thing right now. You’ll never know, and you don’t really care do you? You shouldn’t, the US has hacked Russia and has control of its power-grid, and are threatening Russia with massive attacks if they screw with our election, that’s a lot bigger than what I’m saying. Have you ever thought of how it would feel to see a bright flash, like there was a group of paparazzi in your room, only to hear the whirl of nuclear winter outside your window? Your kids are going to be savages swooped into the arms of nuclear war, with boils on their bald skulls and sunken in noses, and open wounds that they have an insatiable urge to fill with their own semen.

bae, fam, fml, me irl, memes, lit, that weed was fire, you having a party sunday I totally want to go because I like you as a human and not because I want free booze and also want my microcock sucked by your sleezy friends.

I feel sick.

But right here seems comfortable, nothing can touch me.