Hey man, seriously, what the f*ck? I can’t believe you’re still quoting fornite while you’re banging your gf. It’s like you’re trying to annoy the sh*t out of me on purpose. I swear, every f*cking night, all I hear is “dance, dance, dance” and “victory royale” and other f*cking fornite sh*t. It’s seriously driving me crazy. I can’t sleep, I can’t concentrate, and I’m about ready to snap. Can’t you just f*cking stop? Or at least play some different music or something? It’s seriously f*cking frustrating and I don’t want to hear it anymore. F*ck off, man.

Bro, I’m not kidding, this is getting ridiculous. Every f*cking night, all I hear is your fornite crap and your loud a*s sex noises. It’s like you’re trying to torture me or something. I can’t even enjoy my f*cking game of fornite because all I can hear is your sh*t. And don’t even get me started on the fornite quotes. “Build, build, build” and “squad wipe” and all that other crap. It’s seriously f*cking annoying and I don’t want to hear it anymore. Can’t you just f*cking tone it down or something? I’m about ready to call the f*cking cops on your a*s. F\*ck off, man.

Dude, seriously, I’m at my f*cking breaking point. Every f*cking night, all I hear is your loud a*s sex noises and your annoying fornite quotes. It’s like you’re purposely trying to ruin my f*cking game of fornite. I can’t even hear my own fornite quotes because all I can hear is your sh*t. And don’t even get me started on the sex noises. It’s like you’re trying to f*cking shatter my eardrums or something. I can’t sleep, I can’t concentrate, and I’m about ready to lose my sh*t. Can’t you just f*cking stop or something? I don’t want to hear it anymore. F\*ck off, man.

**The response**

Hey man, I’m sorry if we’ve been bothering you with our fornite quotes and loud sex noises. It’s just that we’re both really into fornite and we like to quote the game while we’re having fun. And as for the sex noises, well, we’re just really passionate and we get a little carried away sometimes. We’ll try to keep it down in the future, I promise. Sorry for the inconvenience. We just want to be good neighbors and we don’t want to cause any more problems for you. Let us know if there’s anything we can do to make it up to you.

**Counter response**

Hey man, thanks for the apology and the offer to make it up to me. I’m sorry for getting so angry and acting out of line. I was just really frustrated and I didn’t know how to express it in a more constructive way. I guess I was just really annoyed by the fornite quotes and the loud sex noises, and I didn’t think about how it might be affecting you. I’ll try to be more understanding and patient in the future. Thanks again for reaching out and trying to make things right.