Guys, IDK what to do. This started about 3 months ago. I keep waking up at weird hours, in unfamiliar places, wearing pit vipers while covered in blood and lifting chalk.

Every time I wake up with empty Monster Zero Ultras and containers of Crack TM by Dark Labs around me. If this keeps up I may have to turn myself into the authorities. Three sl0ots in my very neighborhood have been fuarked recently.

I think I’m the MoonKnight.