*POV: You’re big Ed’s mayonnaise jar.* You’re in the dark, It’s cold and you haven’t seen sunlight for a while. You wait around a bit more and light blinds your eyes. As your eyes adjust you notice a neckless man staring back at you. The man grins a little and continues staring at you. “My name is Ed” he softly says as he opens up the fridge door a bit more. You stare back at him thinking you’re about to be served on a chicken sandwich. “A-alright Ed, I’m ready to be your mayo slut” you nervously say. Ed looks at you and chuckles softly. “Oh you little whore”. As Ed grabs the mayonnaise Jar you’re unable to breathe. You kinda enjoy this, but you won’t be ready for what happens next. Big Ed unscrews the Jar lid and precedes to stick his hand right in. Mayonnaise flies everywhere including his hot and sexy body. You’re left shocked as to what you’re witnessing. Big Ed takes a chunk of mayonnaise and applies it to his hair. “W-what are you doing m-master” you try to speak but It’s almost like you’re unable to. “This is your propose my little mayo slut” Ed says and chuckles again. He picks you up again and darkness. You’re back into the cold fridge again