Have I ever told you the story of watermelon Joe? The kids called him Watermo Joe. Watermo joe used to walk down the streets and randomly slide his finger up the crack of people’s asses. But one day when watermo jo tried to get me I clenched really hard and trapped his finger in my ass. But ya see, the reason we called the man watermo joe was because was a black man and back then black men always loved their watermelon, and their huge packages of fried chicken and greens, and also that guy on the uncle ben’s rice box used to make a face like this (Makes a face where his eyes are really wide and mouths the word “Sodomy”) But the thing about aunt jemima is that when I was young I fantasized about her in bed and put some of her maple syrup on my penis