**Serious Question for Retard Owners**

I’m not a retarded person.. I don’t dislike retards, in fact many retards are very cool and good company.. I just don’t want to be one. I was around retards my entire life up thru my 20’s, I thought I was a retarded person honestly. But once I went a year without being around a retard, I realized I didn’t need/want one.. I had just always been around retards cause that’s how my family was. I’m very lucky because my workplace is super retard-friendly & I get to meet & eat with all the cool retards without being retarded.

My question is this: do you or why would you take your retard on vacations?

This seems like an enormous ass-ache all around.. it adds expense & inconveniences to your trip, limits your choices of accommodation, and eliminates many activity choices offhand.. possibly worst of all, riding in a car for hours with a retard or flying with a retard but I see so many people bringing their retards on vaycay… why?

Is it harder to board the retard or find a retard-sitter than it is to bring them? Do you enjoy your retard so much you can’t be separated for 3-5 days? Is it just “what you do” and you never really thought about it?

I know this is a town full of retards, but do you travel with your retard?