Ive been microwaving my underwear to warm them up for nearly 3 years and now i think i have testicular cancer.

Title basically says it all. I have bumps all over my balls and i’m afraid its cancer because i microwave my underwear.

background:

I been putting my wet underwear in the microwave instead of the dryer because of a few reasons

\- i like warm underwear.

\-and it dries quicker.

And yes this is the same microwave my family eats from, i have no shame.