“Disney’s blockbuster film ‘Miracle’ is a cautionary tale against sadism and pagan worship of false idols. Finding their way to the defeat of the Olympic champion Russian team was no coincidence, as sited by USA player O’Callahan. ‘We walked in to Coach Herb’s Office one evening because we were hearing, um, strange noises. We saw coach kneeling and praying to a bloody fetus in a Russian hockey uniform. He stabbed it right as we walked in. That’s when we heard the scream… the fetus was alive.’ The United States Olympic team went on to win Gold that year. Coach herb could not be found for comment. He hasn’t been seen in over thirty years.”

Lol crazy if true