If furries identify as animals why can’t we hunt them? This question has been pondered by the greatest philosophers. From Phil Swift to Aristotle to Plato to Shrek to Bob Ross, this fundamental question has been asked. Jesus Christ Himself said, “If we see a fur-suit, we shoot.”, therefore, we must follow his teaching. We would all be following this teaching if it weren’t for one thing: the government. And here my fellow furry hunters comes the source of our woes. The government is hindering us from carrying out The Work of God. And I know why. This will shock you. Because Trump is a furry! It has made sense all along. Why does he always start his speeches with a growl, why does he always go to global political conferences in fur-suits, why does he never eat meat? Because he is a furry! We were all fooled by him; We all thought he did it ironically, but no. Our own President is a furry. That is why he grants protection for furries. He is stopping us from being righteous in our works by limiting our right to kill animals. We must now kill him as he is the greatest threat to our freedom. We are well within our rights to do it, as he is a furry. So that is our plan, gamers. We must take out the greatest furry of them all, Donald Trump. We must do it for chief. We must do it for our families. We must do it for ourselves.