Alright, so I tried going to sleep tonight and I ended up having a wet dream that woke me up, I literally could not sleep at all in my bed, I was horny, so I go the restroom and masturbate. I washed my face and looked down at the drain.

Alright fuck it I’m bored and horny there’s nothing better to do. So I stick my dick into the drain, keep in mind our drains are kinda small, idk maybe an inch or two wide (I suck at calculations).

At first it gets really hard to shove in, not to flex but my schlong is pretty wide. So it was a bit hard to get it in there. Finally I shoved it in all the way.

I tried it on and oh fuck, it feels super weird. Like super weird I can’t even describe. I try taking out and oh no my fucking dick is stuck.

Did I forget to mention how weird of a position I was in? It was the most uncomfortable thing ever.

Alright so at this point I have a couple of options to get myself out of this shithole. The first was to run water and hope my schlong gets wet and slippery enough to get out. But that did nothing.

My second option was to grab my lotion and try to moisturize it enough to the point where it gets slippery enough. At this point I’m thinking of all the possible things that could get my penis so slippery it would get it out of there.

Then I hear a knock on my door, I’m screwed. It was my parents, they must’ve heard my peen.

I tell my parents that I just woke up to take a shit, but my mom didn’t believe me. She opened the door and saw what the hell happened. Yeah, I’m screwed for sure.

“What the fuck?!?” My mom yelled.

I looked at her and told her I needed help. “Why and how did this happen?” She asked.

Now my mom didn’t know I masturbated so I had to come clean. Yeah I was absolutely fucked. My dad and mom ended up helping me get my massive schlong out of the hole by literally having to dissemble the whole piping and taking the drain off my penis easily.